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THE YEAR 2999
- child: mommy i can't sleep
- mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
- mother: I'mma fuck your bitch nigga, I'mma fuck your ho nigga
- Twamps in my bag like I'm sipping on a fo' nigga
- Finna hit the room, with your bitch started sucking
- I'm gold grill shining, fuck her sister and her cousin
- No I ain't no bitch and no I ain't no snitch
- I'm fucking on that bitch and then I make her strip
- I'm twerkin' on that bitch, I'm working on that bitch
- She sucking on my dick, cause I'm a pretty bitch
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